// The array of tag lines for the site's subtitle
    var g_arrTagLines = new Array( );

    // A function to write a random tag line into the document
    function WriteRandomTagLine( )
    {
      var nTagIndex = Math.round( Math.random( ) * ( g_arrTagLines.length - 1 ) );
      document.write( g_arrTagLines[nTagIndex] );
    }
    
    // A function to add a new tag line to our array
    function AddTagLine( strTagLine )
    {
      g_arrTagLines[g_arrTagLines.length] = strTagLine;
    }
    
    AddTagLine( "We put the sauce into 'Mint Sauce'!");
    AddTagLine( "When darkness hits the land, you'll find us sleeping.");
    AddTagLine( "Has anyone seen our cutlasses?");
    AddTagLine( "Molasses is overrated.");
    AddTagLine( "Rubbing against that is dangerous.");
    AddTagLine( "Put it back - nobody will be any the wiser.");
    AddTagLine( "Guess again!");
    AddTagLine( "2003 is the year of the gimp.");
    AddTagLine( "Hundreds of elephants, rampaging in a shopping centre.");
    AddTagLine( "Take a long hard look at yourself.");
    AddTagLine( "Electronic madness.");
    AddTagLine( "Pass the butter? I haven't eaten any yet!");
    AddTagLine( "Spiraling into the debt of internet obscurity.");
    AddTagLine( "Scoring since 1987.");
    AddTagLine( "Purveyors of finest quality macaroons.");
    AddTagLine( "Never counting the cost of comestibles.");
    AddTagLine( "Never underestimate the power of a chestnut.");
    AddTagLine( "Sit down you're rockin' the boat.");
    AddTagLine( "You mustn't wait.");
    AddTagLine( "The interest rate is better than the high-street.");
    AddTagLine( "It's like some sort of magic.");
    AddTagLine( "But that's not what it meant.");
    AddTagLine( "Apparently it's a bridal shop.");
    AddTagLine( "I know it sounds dodgy."); 
    AddTagLine( "I had completely the wrong idea.");
    AddTagLine( "Beyond the realms of science fiction.");    
    AddTagLine( "Like a bat out of Hull.");
    AddTagLine( "Reveal your position.");    
    AddTagLine( "I don't believe you've met my pet orangutan.");
    AddTagLine( "So, is there money in it?");
    AddTagLine( "Having a few drinks are you?");
    AddTagLine( "Driving like the tossers that we are.");
    AddTagLine( "Why don't you do it normally?");
    AddTagLine( "It agrees with me, which is useful.");
    AddTagLine( "Stop in the name of lard.");
    AddTagLine( "Buying a stairway to heathens.");
    AddTagLine( "Heaven can wait, but I'm starving.");
    AddTagLine( "I never forget a face, though.");

    AddTagLine( "There seem to be two options...");
    AddTagLine( "It was an impromptu slumber party.");
    AddTagLine( "Anybody there?");
    AddTagLine( "Over time we all become silent");
    AddTagLine( "Try telling that to Christopher Reeve");
    AddTagLine( "I am not a monster, just <b>different</b>");
    AddTagLine( "Weigh a pie?");
    AddTagLine( "Sharks? With what? Surely not?");
    AddTagLine( "You'll just have to take one for the team.");
    AddTagLine( "It's just <b>motion towards</b>");
    AddTagLine( 'Have you seen <a href="http://www.the-musical.co.uk"><i>The Musical!</i></a>?' );
    AddTagLine( "I'm just happy to be here");
    AddTagLine( "Why don't you just pick it out with your teeth?" );
    AddTagLine( "How long?" );
    AddTagLine( "Sort of, yes" );
    AddTagLine( "I am NOT camp" );
    AddTagLine( "Someone needs a hug" );
    AddTagLine( "Exceedingly good website" );
    AddTagLine( "Going out in a blaized of glory" );
    AddTagLine( "I know all the streets" );
    AddTagLine( "Sometimes you just want to smack me in the mouth - get over it" );
    AddTagLine( "Everyone thinks they're a goddamn comedian" );